Ode to an Elder

Oh Brother, where art thou? You're here in Utah.

But soon you'll be heading to Oklahoma.
A place where the wind goes a'sweepin' down the plains.
And, somewhere, there are elephants a'walkin' the lanes.
You'll be speaking in Spanish and driving a car
and preaching the gospel both near and far
To Geezers and Youth, and some in between
To nice ones and apathetic ones, and some who are mean.
But of course you can do it, and you know it well
Only just be careful not to let your head swell
Congrats little brother, who's bigger than me
I know you're going to be a good Missionary.