Rules for Doorbell Ditching

1. Make sure you do it at a reasonable hour, particularly if the family happens to be married.
2. Make sure that you're knocking on their actual door, and not on the closet that comes with their apartment.
3. Have an actual plan for where you're running and meeting up.
4. Don't wear flip flops.
5. Forgive people who might shout death threats at you from their door if you break any of said rules.